My Long Lost Friend

We, the peasants of WP, must convince a wonderful friend to come back.

She is the one and only fangirl pro, pun lover,  and K-pop enthusiast.

LET US ALL GATHER TOGETHER TO WORSHIP OUR ONE TRUE LOVE.

In a non-creepy way of course.

Come on back to us Yuki ❤

Hello

Ye, long time no see.

It feels so weird to post…

Thank you my YuTella buddy for not deleting me from this blog. ❤

I will try to post more here, because I’ve been doing a pretty terrible job. Sorry YuTella buddy.

I hope these will make it better:

  • Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
  • I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
  • Is your name “swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.
  • I must be in a museum, because you are a work of art.
  • Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Pick up lines 11/10.

Ily guys ❤

 

 

Happy Holidays!

Happy holidays! And with the holidays comes boredom. Not very into the spirit but its the ugly truth.

Here’s a list of things to do for the holidays:

  1. Go up to a stranger and pretend you know them.
  2. Try to sell your sibling back to your mom or dad.
  3. Hug someone random and yell “Daddy!”
  4. Grunt and make a constipated face while in a crowded elevator.
  5. Go into a restaurant and say loudly “I know you’re all wondering why I have gathered you here today.”
  6. Go into your closet and yell to your mom/dad “I’ve discovered Narnia!”
  7. Make a wanted poster and stick a picture of you on it. Ask people if they have seen this person. Source
  8. Go to the movie theater and laugh at parts that aren’t funny.
  9. Go to a random person and say “I have X-ray vision. It seems your intestines are tangled.”
  10. Go on a kiddie ride (preferably a merry-go-round) and once it starts act really scared.

So there you have it!

Now hopefully your boredom has been cured.

Love you guys ❤

Things that new bloggers do that ANNOY ME TO NO END

(Idea from Anna’s post)

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I’ve compiled a list of things bloggers new to the WordPress community do that REALLY annoy me.

  • “I really LOVE your blog! Could you check out my blog and maybe follow, like, and comment?”

Flattery no work on me.

  • “Why aren’t I getting followers after one whole day?”

You gotta be patient my grasshopper. I worked months before I got to 100 followers.

  • “I need to get to ____ followers! Re-blog this post to help!”

No no no. You don’t NEED to get followers. And the thing is, these posts once or twice are fine. Ten gazillion of these posts are just… meh.

  • “I’ll follow you if you follow me.”

Uhh, bribes much? And I already know that if I follow you, you’ll expect me to be an active follower, and you’ll follow me and be one of those ghost followers that never even look at my posts unless its a giveaway.

  • “hey guys i cant belive dis we has ten follwers dis ish amazin guys!”

OH GOD THIS IS OFFENSIVE TO MY INNER GRAMMAR NAZI PLEASE PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.

Yeah, that’s all I can think of for now. :3

Comment what other things ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF YOU that new bloggers do.

Love you guys ❤

Have you ever searched yourself up?

Well, I just did.

And guess what I came up with.

Pure nothing.

I have a really strange name in real life, so I found my old email that is abandoned and has nothing in it, and a whole bunch of random people. I found a picture of a 96 year old woman with the same name as me. Yippee!

So yeah… comment what the strangest thing you’ve found when you searched yourself up!

Love you guys ❤